"...I, the LORD your God, am a jealous God, punishing the children for the sin of the fathers to the third and fourth generation of those who hate me..." [Deuteronomy 5:8-10]

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Jack Van Impe on Sarah Palin, World War III

Jack Van Impe briefly mentions Sarah Palin in this extract from his latest programme, discussing the Rapture and World War III.



The highlights:

  • Jack Van Impe is from the same spiritual family as the Assemblies of God, Sarah Palin's church until the age of 38
  • The world is not going to "End". Jesus will return to rule over this Earth.
  • The Rapture is imminent. The "faithful" will be eaten by Cthulhutaken by Jesus in the twinkling of an eye. The rest of us will be left behind
  • After the rapture, the European Union will broker peace in the Middle East
  • Russia will end the peace, bringing nuclear war
  • Russia's armies will be decimated
  • An army of two billion Chinese will join the conflict
  • Seven years after the Rapture, Jesus will return to end the War and bring peace in a thousand year reign (so, presumably, we needn't worry about the environment 'cause God will fix it)

Watch in awe as Jack grins over the deaths of hundreds of millions of people and, presumably, the smoking remains of Israel.

Sarah Palin apparently has "deep religious convictions". She's been described as a Young Earth Creationist who is adamant that Jesus will return in her lifetime. So does she, like Jack Van Impe, think that World War III is just around the corner? It would be nice to know, one way or the other.

More on Sarah Palin
More Jack & Rexella Van Impe
Rexella explains the Cthulhu Rapture

PTET

1 comment:

Drew said...

Well hey, if Judas sold Jesus out because he wanted the Jews to lay a beat down on the Romans... Zealot fruit does not fall that far from the tree.