"...I, the LORD your God, am a jealous God, punishing the children for the sin of the fathers to the third and fourth generation of those who hate me..." [Deuteronomy 5:8-10]

Friday, September 05, 2008

Glamorous Gran Contest

As a long-time feminist and atheist blogger, I'm often asked "which conservative matriarch do you think is hawtest"? The truth is, gentle readers, I like them all equally. However, we can't all be winners in life, and with that in mind I bring you PTET's first Glamorous Grandmother Contest.

The candidates await your verdict:

Cindy McCain
Pros: Funny, rubber face, good with knots
Cons: Plasters on the makeup like a trollop c__t

Sarah Palin
Pros: The future of the Republican Party
Cons: Almost certainly a killer robot

Denyse O'Leary
Pros: Lifetime supply of maple syrup
Cons: Peccadillo for flowery collars

Rexella Van Impe
Pros: I. Heart. Rexella.
Cons: That pesky Jack...

"Big" Mo Harris
Pros: My sister dreamt she was Mo's girlfriend
Cons: Not really a conservative matriarch

Vote now on the right side-bar poll. Use it or lose it!



Gary said...


How could you POSSIBLY, not include Ann Coulter????!!111

What? OH! You said Granny NOT Tranny???

Never Mind.

But seriously, excellent post, and there is probably a PhD, maybe a Nobel in for the person that finally comes up with the answer to :" How and why in the fuck do these tight-ass prudes manage to procreate?


Rich Hughes said...

Let's not make "plasters on make-up" a BAD thing. It's probably advisable for GILFS.

Palin would be the most likely to be invited to sit on my lap..