"...I, the LORD your God, am a jealous God, punishing the children for the sin of the fathers to the third and fourth generation of those who hate me..." [Deuteronomy 5:8-10]

Friday, September 05, 2008

Glamorous Gran Contest

As a long-time feminist and atheist blogger, I'm often asked "which conservative matriarch do you think is hawtest"? The truth is, gentle readers, I like them all equally. However, we can't all be winners in life, and with that in mind I bring you PTET's first Glamorous Grandmother Contest.

The candidates await your verdict:

Cindy McCain
Pros: Funny, rubber face, good with knots
Cons: Plasters on the makeup like a trollop c__t

Sarah Palin
Pros: The future of the Republican Party
Cons: Almost certainly a killer robot

Denyse O'Leary
Pros: Lifetime supply of maple syrup
Cons: Peccadillo for flowery collars

Rexella Van Impe
Pros: I. Heart. Rexella.
Cons: That pesky Jack...

"Big" Mo Harris
Pros: My sister dreamt she was Mo's girlfriend
Cons: Not really a conservative matriarch

Vote now on the right side-bar poll. Use it or lose it!



J-Dog said...


How could you POSSIBLY, not include Ann Coulter????!!111

What? OH! You said Granny NOT Tranny???

Never Mind.

But seriously, excellent post, and there is probably a PhD, maybe a Nobel in for the person that finally comes up with the answer to :" How and why in the fuck do these tight-ass prudes manage to procreate?


Rich Hughes said...

Let's not make "plasters on make-up" a BAD thing. It's probably advisable for GILFS.

Palin would be the most likely to be invited to sit on my lap..