As a long-time feminist and atheist blogger, I'm often asked "which conservative matriarch do you think is hawtest"? The truth is, gentle readers, I like them all equally. However, we can't all be winners in life, and with that in mind I bring you PTET's first Glamorous Grandmother Contest.
The candidates await your verdict:
Cindy McCain
Pros: Funny, rubber face, good with knots
Cons: Plasters on the makeup like a trollop c__t
Sarah Palin
Pros: The future of the Republican Party
Cons: Almost certainly a killer robot 
Denyse O'Leary
Pros: Lifetime supply of maple syrup
Cons: Peccadillo for flowery collars
Rexella Van Impe
Pros: I. Heart. Rexella.
Cons: That pesky Jack...
"Big" Mo Harris
Pros: My sister dreamt she was Mo's girlfriend
Cons: Not really a conservative matriarch
Vote now on the right side-bar poll. Use it or lose it!
Friday, September 05, 2008
Glamorous Gran Contest
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
subscribe to PTET
3 comments:
WTF?!!
How could you POSSIBLY, not include Ann Coulter????!!111
What? OH! You said Granny NOT Tranny???
Never Mind.
But seriously, excellent post, and there is probably a PhD, maybe a Nobel in for the person that finally comes up with the answer to :" How and why in the fuck do these tight-ass prudes manage to procreate?
J-Dog
Let's not make "plasters on make-up" a BAD thing. It's probably advisable for GILFS.
Palin would be the most likely to be invited to sit on my lap..
Helllo mate nice blog
Post a Comment