Time to re-visit a classic from Amadan of Mollycularity:
Intelligent Design: explained in the style of Dr. Seuss.
You may remember Amadan from this wonderful song (sung here by Karl J. Mogel):
I Am The Very Model Of A CDesign Proponentsist
"...I, the LORD your God, am a jealous God, punishing the children for the sin of the fathers to the third and fourth generation of those who hate me..." [Deuteronomy 5:8-10]