"...I, the LORD your God, am a jealous God, punishing the children for the sin of the fathers to the third and fourth generation of those who hate me..." [Deuteronomy 5:8-10]

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Rexella explains the Cthulhu Rapture

Everyone loves Dr. Rexella Van Impe. Here she explains what Christians can do to prepare for the Cthulhu Rapture [New Updated Version!]...




Sarah Palin doesn't believe in "The Rapture". Her church doesn't preach it. Either does the church she went to before that, or the one before that. She's never spoken on the subject.

So why bring this up? Because this week I've had loads of visitors searching for "sarah palin rapture". It's clearly a question on peoples' minds.

As for "The Rapture" itself, if I can paraphrase Lisa Simpson, how come the people who actually do believe in it are always pathetic low-lifes with boring jobs?

"Oh, and you, dad..."

PTET

No comments: