"...I, the LORD your God, am a jealous God, punishing the children for the sin of the fathers to the third and fourth generation of those who hate me..." [Deuteronomy 5:8-10]

Friday, March 23, 2012

Torturing people in eternal hell glorifies God, apparently

Fundy comment of the day:

I can hear Jesus say over and over again: "You err because you do not know the scriptures." Hell is not so hard to figure out. It is not figurative. It is not here on earth. It is not temporary. It is not simply separation from God (certainly the knowing presence of God and the work of His hands is indelibly there for eternity). Modern evangelicals and Christians of many flavors fear man and not God. We use the wisdom of man in a never-ending PR campaign to get the world to finally like us, so in our false and incomplete modern gospel of emphasizing the "love" of God without the justice and reality of what one is being saved from, we diminish the holiness of God, and our Christian culture in music, preaching, teaching, literature, etc, reflects it. When will we realize that the everlasting destruction of Hell actually glorifies God by making His efforts to get our attention through the millinia, especially via the cross and resurrection, as well as other characteristics of His, such as His patience, longsuffering and forbearance in spite of our rebellion, stand out like a diamond against a black velvet cloth?

Posted By: Scriptdreamer | April 15, 2011 3:57 PM
My first comment in reply to this was comment was deleted. I wonder if this was because I questioned the notion of God being a moral monster with a bad temper... Or if it because I questioned the literal truth of the Bible?

The more I talk to Fundamentalists, the more I realize that they actually do believe God is nothing more than an infinitely unspeakable asshole.

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Student freak out: Why does evolution kill black people?

A poor girl freaks out when her professor won't answer her question "why does evolution kill black people". Oh dear. Fundamentalism and mental illness do not go well together... I wonder if the student's Pastor (or whoever else fed her this nonsense) feels proud of themself?

The Youtube comments to the video contain this gem:
@DrTruthiness you're in no position to deem that nigger female as crazy unless you are a qualified mental health professional. Therefore its just as likely her outburst was a result of her inherint inability to cope inside a modern technological superior IQ white civilization. Her race therefore is the problem here because of the inherint low IQ and instability within her DNA. Has fuck all to do with her shit skin color as you bleeding heart nigger hugging queers try to make it all about.
Jenkemakaveli TheDon
Aren't people just wonderful...

Thursday, February 23, 2012

Rejoice that billions will burn in hell

Talking to Fundamentlaists reminds me why I stopped talking to fundamentalists.

I wrote:
There is your argument. That it *IS* is objectively “good” to gloat at billions of people suffering infinite, eternal torment for the sins of a human lifetime.
End Bringer replied:
...Aquinas was talking about the “rejoicing” being that good and justice has triumphed (those billions of people DO deserve it), rather than being happy suffering is being inflicted in itself.
And then:
Aquinas’s... was saying it’s objectively good to be glad justice and righteousness have triumphed, rather than simply because people suffer. If people suffer BECAUSE justice and righteousness are triumphant than the only conclusion is that their punishment is earned.
Rejoice that billions of people will burn in hell! They deserve it.

If you feel like you need to be punished for something, the whole thread is full of Fundie Fail.

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

1GodOnlyOne - Liar For God

I haven't posted for a while, but then this happened...

I commented on a Youtube video entitled "ATHEIST GETS POWNED IN 1 MINUTE".

The video's poster 1GodOnlyOne wrote:
atheist Dogma is the religion of uneducated, illogical, irrational losers.
I replied that the more educated someone was, the less likely they were to believe in God. I received this reply:
You are a complete and utter moron. ignorant post deleted unread -- ignorant shitbag troll blocked
1GodOnlyOne then posted this comment to his video:
The more educated a person is, the less likely he is to believe in atheist Dogma.
Of course, this is simply not true.

The truth hurts, 1GodOnlyOne. That's why you have to lie to support your religious beliefs.

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Happy Goodmans - Jesus Is Coming Soon (May 21 tribute)

Google Trends for Rapture & May 21

Google Trends for “Rapture”, “May 21” and “Harold Camping”

Go see contrararian.tumblr.com for full coverage of this momentous non-event:)

Thursday, April 07, 2011

Wander, Atheist soldiers

Wander, Atheist soldiers, anywhere you may,
With the book of Darwin leading you astray.
As our moral compass swings an aimless arc,
We shall ever strive to lead all into the Dark.


Wander, Atheist soldiers, anywhere you may,
With the book of Darwin leading you astray.

Barbecuing babies, crossing 'gainst the light;
No deed is too heinous for our evil fight.
Our big problem is, though, with no moral stuff
We can't tell which actions are evil enough.


So we're left with Darwin, Evolution's source;
But nat'ral selection's an unguided force.
Chosing Bad o'er Good we must therefore defer;
Let our motto be, then, "Like, man, whatever..."

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

God loves killing things

While randomly surfing, I wondered what creationists had to say about trilobites.

Here's Dr. Kurt Wise, professor of science and theology at Southern Theological Seminary, at AnswersInGenesis (my emphasis):
"Such a worldwide pattern of fossil layers suggests that a global catastrophe, such as the Bible describes, once struck the world. What if, when the “fountains of the great deep were broken up” (Genesis 7:11), the spreading waters surprised the trilobites living on the ocean bottom? As the water became muddy, trilobites scurried about in terror, leaving their tracks behind them. Then as a layer of mud covered their tracks, they climbed through the mud and left tracks on the next layer—repeating this process until they finally succumbed in exhaustion and were themselves buried and preserved."
If you listen carefully, you can still hear Dr. Wise fapping furiously with delight at the thought of God purposefully killing millions of terrified animals. Praise Jebus! ...