Here's what I've learned about Sarah Palin.
- She supports abstinence-only sex education
- Her 17 year old daughter got pregnant out of wedlock
- She recklessly put the health of her unborn Downs syndrome baby at risk, flying eight hours whilst in labor (and without telling the airline)
- She would oppose abortion even if her own daughter was raped
For any fellow non-colonials out there, here's the briefings you need to see. First up, John Stewart:
And then this bit of genius, from Stephen Colbert:
Only in America... I think!?