Who the feck is Sarah Palin?

Here's what I've learned about Sarah Palin.

• She supports abstinence-only sex education
  
  
• Her 17 year old daughter got pregnant out of wedlock
  
  
• She recklessly put the health of her unborn Downs syndrome baby at risk, flying eight hours whilst in labor (and without telling the airline)
  
  
• She would oppose abortion even if her own daughter was raped
  

I really do not get Conservative Christians. Maybe I just need to "believe"?

For any fellow non-colonials out there, here's the briefings you need to see. First up, John Stewart:



And then this bit of genius, from Stephen Colbert:



Only in America... I think!?