"...I, the LORD your God, am a jealous God, punishing the children for the sin of the fathers to the third and fourth generation of those who hate me..." [Deuteronomy 5:8-10]

Tuesday, June 08, 2004

Buddhist Jokes

From the Confessing Evangelical blog:

Q: Why don't Buddhists hoover into the corners of rooms?
A: Because they don't have any attachments.

It was the Zen master's son's birthday, so he decided to give the boy nothing wrapped up in emptiness.
'This is a thoughtless, meaningless gift,' said the boy.
'Thank you,' replied the Zen master.

A Buddhist monk approached a hot dog stand.
'Make me one with everything,' he prayed.
The vendor did as he asked, and said, 'That'll be one pound fifty please.'
So the monk handed over a five pound note and waited. And waited, and waited.
'Where's my change?' he asked, finally.

'Change must come from within,' replied the vendor."

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