Jesus '08: Attack Ad

It's not all plain sailing for Jesus '08 this coming election...



HT Jesus General.

Theocracy '08

Apparently the most important issue facing America today is not the economy, foreign policy, the "war on terror" or any of that crap - it is the desperate and overwhelming need to impose a Christian Theocracy ASAP. Who knew?

First up, "Crazy Tracy" on PBS, who I presume is some sort of performance artist out to make Bible-believing Christians look more gut-wrenchingly vapid, vacuous and witless than we'd ever thought possible:



Next, this from ValueVotersUSA.com via the whackaloon The Moral Collapse Of America:



Finally, a gentle reminder that "liberals hate real Americans who work and accomplish and achieve and believe in God".



Jesus '08. Palin '12. We all know it makes sense.

Jesus '08

ZOMG. Talk about uncovering a rich seam of whackory!? This video is great. Jesus '08! Write it in... If Jesus General ain't heard this he oughta...



Edit: Make sure you stick around for the end where all the muslims and unbelievers are slain at Jesus's feet! Praise His name!

Vote Jebus

Apparently there's a third party candidate that "they" don't want you to know about. Because as we all know, no Christian could ever be elected president of the United States.



You know, I'm not at all sure that this guy is truly an official spokesperson for Jesus Christ. Gosh darn it, isn't cynicism a terrible thing?