"...I, the LORD your God, am a jealous God, punishing the children for the sin of the fathers to the third and fourth generation of those who hate me..." [Deuteronomy 5:8-10]

Friday, March 28, 2008

God Fails Another Loser

Poor C. David Parsons.

After "much fasting, prayer, and seeking wisdom from God" he's pissed away what one imagines was a serious chunk of his kids' inheritance vanity publishing creationist text books.

Despite God's guidance and grace, the world of science has been completely unmoved by this publishing sensation. The Intelligent Design Creationists have just ignored him. Presumably they think he's batshit crazy too.

Parsons has acheived some noteriety, by spamming dozens of blogs and newgroups in a pitiful cry for publicity. He's even visited Ptet. He claims:

The Quest for Right... represents the ultimate marriage between an in-depth knowledge of biblical phenomena and natural and physical sciences.
O RLY? James Moore of No Answers In Genesis actually bought a copy:
"A revealing aspect of Quest for Right is that it contains not one reference. It is as though [the author]... sat at the computer and made it up as he went along."
Hallelujah!



All this got me thinking. There are many millionaires who credit God's inspiration and support for their success... But where are the folks who've blown everything in crazy schemes - like "The Quest For Right" - which come to them in religious visions and amount to shit? Does God never give bad advice? Or is it more likely, do you think, that there's dozens of losers for every winner in the lottery of God's grace, and we just count the hits and forget the misses?

But hey. Let's not fret too much for Mr Parsons. Like Job, he knows God's fucking him over is just a test of his faith.

PTET

3 comments:

C. David Parsons said...

James Moore has but one goal: to stop The Quest for Right in its track before it becomes a best seller and installed into the public schools. He has failed. I will pass along your link so that he can see the venin he has spawned.

Even as I write this, some 550 copies of Volume 1 of The Quest for Right are being shipped to concerned school board officials, elected officials, and important Christian ministries across the United States.

THERE IS A NEW DISCIPLINE:

The Quest for Right, a series of 7 textbooks created for the public schools, represents the ultimate marriage between an in-depth knowledge of biblical phenomena and natural and physical sciences. The several volumes have accomplished that which, heretofore, was deemed impossible: to level the playing field between those who desire a return to physical science in the classroom and those who embrace the theory of evolution. The Quest for Right turns the tide by providing an authoritative and enlightening scientific explanation of natural phenomena which will ultimately dethrone the unprofitable Darwinian view.


The backbone of Darwinism is not biological evolution per se, but electronic interpretation, the tenet that all physical, chemical, and biological processes result from a change in the electron structure of the atom which, in turn, may be deciphered through the orderly application of mathematics, as outlined in quantum mechanics. A few of the supporting theories are: degrading stars, neutron stars, black holes, extraterrestrial water, antimatter, the absolute dating systems, and the big bang, the explosion of a singularity infinitely smaller than the dot of an “i” from which space, time, and the massive stellar bodies supposedly sprang into being.

The philosophy rejects any divine intervention. Therefore, let the philosophy of Darwinism be judged on these specifics: electron interpretation and quantum mechanics. Conversely, the view that God is both responsible for and rules all the phenomena of the universe will stand or fall when the facts are applied. The view will not hinge on faith alone, but will be tested by the weightier principle of verifiable truths – the new discipline.

The Quest for Right is not only better at explaining natural phenomena, but also may be verified through testing. As a consequence, the material in the several volumes will not violate the so-called constitutional separation of church and state. Physical science, the old science of cause and effect, will have a long-term sustainability, replacing irresponsible doctrines based on whim. Teachers and students will rejoice in the simplicity of earthly phenomena when entertained by the new discipline.

The Quest for Right is not only an academic resource designed for the public schools, but also contains a wealth of information on pertinent subjects that seminarians need to know to be effective: geology, biology, geography, astronomy, chemistry, paleontology, and in-depth Biblical studies. The nuggets from the pages of Biblical history alone will give seminarians literally hundreds of fresh ideas for sermons and teachings. The ministry resources contained in The Quest for Right serve as invaluable aids that will enrich graduates beyond their highest expectations.

You will not want to miss the adventure of a lifetime which awaits you in Volume 1 of The Quest for Right.

Visit the official website for additional information: http://questforright.com

Purchase the book at one of these fine stores: Barnesandnoble.com, Target.com, Amazon.com, Borders.com, Booksamillion.com, Tatepublishing.com, and many others. Hardback. In stock.

PTET said...

550 copies?

Are you aware that Harun Yahya has distributerd over 10,000 copies of his "Atlas of Creation"? How dies it feel to play second-fiddle to a Islamic YEC sex-cult?

You are welcome to post here. But do not post another advertising screed, or I will just delete it.

C. David Parsons said...

In addition, Darwin was a FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL. Do you want your kids to learn theorys by a raging
HOMO? Fags want to insert there penises into other mens anuses. Is that what you want taught in
public schools? Sounds like it to me. Have fun in hell.