The horror... The horror...
Cringe with Cindy as her husband is publicly humiliated by Joe The Plumber, who fails to turn up on cue at a rally:
Palin is busy prepping for 2012. Joe, presumably, was on the phone to his agent about a possible run for congress in 2010. John tries to recover by pretending his date wasn't with Joe, it was with everyone else in the crowd... Who all happen to be called "Joe". Cindy... I feel for poor Cindy...
HT: America Blog.
Thursday, October 30, 2008
Cringe with Cindy McCain
F__k the Poor
Right wing "humour" , via Moonbattery.com:
I can see it now..."Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, and fuck them." - Statue of Liberty
And yeah, I "get it". "Welfare" breeds dependence. Which is why we're all having the bail out the millionaire bankers, right?
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and fucking the poor." - Deceleration of Independence
"I can only say that there is not a man living who wishes more sincerely than I do to see a plan adopted for fucking the poor" - George Washington
"With malice toward none, with charity for all, with firmness in the right as God gives us to see the right, let us strive on to fuck the poor" - Abraham Lincoln
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Jihlava Redux
My Czech adventure is over, for now. The Festival was great; Jihlava was amusingly sleepy; the filmmakers friendly; the audiences receptive; and the weather beautifully cold, crisp and clear. Pics and more blogging to follow, once I've caught up on my election news (;>).
For now, an extract of the worthy winner of the Opus Bonum section, Mauro Andrizzi's Iraqi Short Films...
Dám si jedno pivo prosím!
Thursday, October 23, 2008
Jesus '08: Attack Ad
It's not all plain sailing for Jesus '08 this coming election...
HT Jesus General.
Prague Spring
Today Glasgow, tomorrow Jilhava.
In celebration, I present a short documentary about the Prague Spring of 1968.
Next, Barack Obama, speaking on the 40th anniversary of this momentous event.
Next, John McCain, twice referring to Czechoslovakia, a country which hasn't existed since 1993.
Finally, Sarah Palin give us her Foreign policy expertise. God help us all.
My next post on Prague will be more autumnal ;>
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Godtube For McCain
GodTube viewers overwhelmingly favor John McCain. Film at 11.
Update 23 October
What a difference a day makes...
HT Scuba...
Theocracy '08
Apparently the most important issue facing America today is not the economy, foreign policy, the "war on terror" or any of that crap - it is the desperate and overwhelming need to impose a Christian Theocracy ASAP. Who knew?
First up, "Crazy Tracy" on PBS, who I presume is some sort of performance artist out to make Bible-believing Christians look more gut-wrenchingly vapid, vacuous and witless than we'd ever thought possible:
Next, this from ValueVotersUSA.com via the whackaloon The Moral Collapse Of America:
Finally, a gentle reminder that "liberals hate real Americans who work and accomplish and achieve and believe in God".
Jesus '08. Palin '12. We all know it makes sense.
Fog of War: Empathize
The 12th International Documentary Film Festival is getting close...
In tribute, a scene from one of the most amazing documentaries ever,
Fog Of War: Eleven Lessons from the Life of Robert S. McNamara (2003).
Lesson One: Empathize with your enemy.
Watch and learn.
All Glory to the Daily Show
The Daily Show. Best. Satirical. Television. Ever.
Everything you need to know about Wasilla...
Everything you need to know about Sarah Palin and "Grand Dragon Comrade Herr El Presidente Mullah" Barack Obama...
"...if not for Tina Fey, America would surely see Sarah Palin as a sharp, experienced, well-spoken, non-polarizing person.How many days is it now?
So when the Obama administration forces your kids to read The Communist Manifesto in NAMBLA class at their Madrassa, remember to blame Tina Fey."
- Is There A Tina Fey Effect?, Indecision 2008
Monday, October 20, 2008
Jihlava is a Beautiful Town
"This is a trailer for brand new documentary video about the town of Jihlava. It was made because of the exhibition (28th March 2007) in Arts School in Jihlava. It should be your guide through Jihlava's history. We enjoyed the making of the video, so we hope, that you'll enjoy it too." - JUD©K3io
Obama Wins? Israel Bombs Iran
The aptly named Moonbattery.com tells its readers:
Don't eat that bottle of sleeping pills just yet. From November 1, 2004:
Rather than calming its far-right readers, tho, this simple reminder that the election ain't over til it's over brings out some wonderful commentary which surely deserves a wider audience.
First up, a eye-popping prediction. Set your watches for World War III:
"...if Obama wins, Israel will attack Iran before Bush leaves office. That will set up a firestorm response where Iran attack not only Israel in response, but the Saudi oil fields and Iraq in response. While Bush would likely not participate in an Israeli attack against Irans nuclear facilities using US planes they would probably give Israel air and satellite surveilance data to increase the chances of success of the mission - and maybe some bunker buster bombs once they realized they were going ahead any way despite Bush's objections. Last year Israel bombed Syria's unfinished nuclear facility, so I would seem likely that Israel would not count on delaying an attack until after Obama takes office. If McCain pulls out a suprise win, then they could afford to delay any attack for another year or so." - Posted by: Anonymous at October 13, 2008 6:36 AMMeanwhile, "V the K" calls McCain
"a moderate leftist"and Spurwing reminds us that polls aren't always to be trusted anyway, 'cause billionaire media owners are all communists (except Rupert)
"Can you realy ever trust any polls taken by CNN/TIME or any of the other liberal news agencies? especialy if its owned by RED TED TURNER and other soclaists scum"Finally, totally-not-gay "menareawesome" gets over-excited and has to go to bed half an hour earlier than usual:
"Ok all you real men, please do not kill yourself, we will need you in the comming war against communism! Why shoot yourself when you can shoot at the enemy instead?Totally. Not. Gay.
What is a good way to rehabilitate metrosexual sissies? WAR! No time for hair gel and ipods in the foxhole."
Sunday, October 19, 2008
Crappy Sarah Palin Costume
They say a picture says a thousand words. Sometimes it's less than that.
ZOMGWTF!?
What a crappy Sarah Palin costume. I expect to see better this Halloween. (Although, come to think, it's not a bad stealth use of MILF).
Jihlava IDFF 2008
Random fluctuations in space-time are taking me to the 12th International Documentary Film Festival in Jihlava in Czechoslovakia (© John McCain) next weekend.
I'll try and post something festival-related every day.
First up, the 2008 "Jingle".
Gosh darn it, I do love a bit of European pretentiousness :)
I Will Bear The Guilt
I just booked a flight. I could have made my trip "carbon neutral" for an extra 4 euros (about $5 US).
If anyone on the plane wants to pay just two euros each, I'll take the emotional blackmail for them at half the price. I will bear the guilt.
Palin storms SNL
"Sarah Palin’s debut on SNL was disappointing. The satire was extremely one sided, mean spirited and humorless last night, and took the fun out of it. In spite of that and the fact that Lorne Michaels stacked the deck by surrounding Sarah Palin with some of Hollywood’s most hateful leftists, she, unlike the angry Tina Fey and company, proved that she is a class act. She hit yet another home run." - sinsing, comment at HotAir, 19 Oct
HuffPost's list of previous Fey sketches:
Tina Fey as Sarah Palin With Hillary Clinton
Tina Fey as Sarah Palin With Katie Couric
Tina Fey as Sarah Palin in the VP debate
Tina Fey talks about Sarah Palin's voice to David Letterman
Saturday, October 18, 2008
Jesus '08
ZOMG. Talk about uncovering a rich seam of whackory!? This video is great. Jesus '08! Write it in... If Jesus General ain't heard this he oughta...
Edit: Make sure you stick around for the end where all the muslims and unbelievers are slain at Jesus's feet! Praise His name!
Vote Jebus
Apparently there's a third party candidate that "they" don't want you to know about. Because as we all know, no Christian could ever be elected president of the United States.
You know, I'm not at all sure that this guy is truly an official spokesperson for Jesus Christ. Gosh darn it, isn't cynicism a terrible thing?
Friday, October 17, 2008
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